Mining the bigger issues

Is that uranium I can smell on John Key's breath? Or was there simply too much garlic in the lamb rack the prime minister cooked for his wife on Valantines Day?

Go on, laugh. But both seem to be legitimate topics of journalistic interest today. TVNZ's Breakfast tackled Key on such weighty matters as his cooking, the value of his doodles, and his romp with Buffy the Serious Story Slayer at the Big Gay Out at the weekend….more at Stuff.co.nz